Real, real great episode we have here. I’ve blocked most of it from my memory, in fact. With @raislak, @pauld, @teenydvl, and @sikkdays.
You Will Love Robots
Not to get all sikkdays on you, but I saw this this morning and it freaks me out.
Yo Gabba Gabba “We Are the Robots” from Mixtape Club on Vimeo.
They’re programming our children to love robots. Also, I had a dream recently about an oven with arms – and it did not end with Will Smith saving the day. It did not end well at all, actually.
Now is a better time than ever to invest in Robot Insurance.
Rewriting the Co-op
This is a second chapter in a series – the first chapter is “Starting the Co-op.”
Following that first successful cycle, we decided to wait through New Year’s, 2007 to open a new cycle. This gave me a nice, solid month to work away at the site, polishing away the last few bugs, and generally getting things locked down for production.
I settled in, the second week in December of ’06, to start patching up these past few bugs. What I quickly found, however, was that this software was nigh-unpatchable. Every time I’d try to add or remove a feature, everything would break. I don’t mean a couple error messages would show up – I mean the page would simply not appear. Locked up. No errors in the log. Dead.
The Oklahoma software, you see, was built over several years, by people who were not professional programmers. They were students and foodies – and they did admirable work. Yet, there was not a consistent design standard or vision, and the result of that was a big ball of “spaghetti code” – code that’s great when the sauce is on it, but is awful if you need to change out specific noodles. (So that metaphor doesn’t work right. Oh well.) Plus, even they still considered the whole package “beta” – and not the “works really well Google-style” beta, either.
I like Quadraphonics
In this week’s edition of “I like Juice,” we present not one but two complete conversations! In the Left Channel, we have the @sikkdays, the @RymzWiTerminatr, the @raislak, and MC @pauld. In the Right Channel, we have @teenydvl, @ItsLynzi, and their mom. Good luck listening! Might I call your attention to the “Pan” knob?
Starting the Co-op
Many of you know that I’m involved in this thing called the West Michigan Co-op. It’s an online-based farmer’s market (or buyer’s club, depending on who you talk to) that serves the greater Grand Rapids (Michigan) area.
I don’t think that the real story of how this adventure began has ever really been documented, so I’m going to attempt to do so here, at least from my point of view. I’m don’t intend to put this on the Co-op Wiki, simply because I will undoubtedly present a biased view, based on my perspective and knowledge, but I will try to stay away from bias when it seems obvious. As our mothers used to say, if you can’t say something nice… etc.
This also happens to chronicle my life, to some extent, for the past few years. My involvement in the Co-op has led to about half the jobs I currently do, which have definitely helped me grow as an individual. I sometimes get asked if I go to a church; though I am a person of faith, I don’t attend a church at present. I perceive my involvement in the Co-op as an equivalent; I have been tried and tested, I have made sacrifices, and I have given my time (and money) for a cause I deeply believe in – and it has rewarded me in kind, though almost never directly. If that’s not bordering on church or religion, I don’t think you know what church or religion really are. (And if you don’t feel personally and spiritually rewarded by your involvement with your church, you’re doing it wrong.)
Revenge of Burrito
The “Son of Burrito” after-show. Also, hilarious.
I like Son of Burrito
… and we’re back! Topics include albino fecal matter, murder mysteries from last week’s (not recorded) dinner, and not Michael Jackson. It needed some editing, but the good news is I’ve tweaked the audio output, so it should be nice and loud, and it sounds great. Enjoy!
Five Star Trek Pickup Lines
Still missing 5ives from Merlin Mann. So, I present a list of five Star Trek themed pickup lines. If these do not work on the subject, then they do not pass the Double-Prime Directive: their culture is not sufficiently advanced to be turned on by your supreme geekcraft.
- Your eyes are set to stun, but your looks are set to kill.
- Nice nacelles.
- I’d love to go warp speed with you, but I’m prepared to go at impulse if you want to take it slow.
- Are you wearing Orion Slave Girl Perfume?
- Do you need a ride back to Heaven? Because I’ve got a starship. Just sayin’.
Notice I resisted the “Beam me up…” ones. Feel free to leave your own in the comments. Also, I think you can add “Wanna make out?” to the end of any of these for added effect.
Five things for Young and Old
I miss the regular updates of Merlin Mann’s 5ives. So here’s something to tide us all over for a bit: Five things for Young and Old.
- An Armoir full of Trix.
- A Social Security check written and signed in crayon.
- A Black-and-White silent film from Pixar.
- Jello.
- Medicare.
Stay awesome, Padizi-o’s!